Frosty The Snowman
Label: Capitol Records
Like the Carpenters' Christmas stuff, the Beach Boys sound as if they're doing heroin on a few of these ("White Christmas," "Blue Christmas," "Smacked Up Christmas," etc.), and "We Three Kings" may be one of the most annoying holiday songs ever recorded, but there's no beating "Little Saint Nick" and "The Man With All the Toys." Weirdos make the best Christmas music.