Somebody's been digging through their parents' record collection. From the E Street Band pomp that opens "Steal My Girl" to the Bon Jovi hooks of "Where Do Broken Hearts Go," there's nary a tune on the boy band sensation's Four that Journey's Steve Perry couldn't call his own. Not that One Direction has abandoned youthful things -- an ideal relationship involves the girl's father calling him (them?) "son." But, oh, that perfume she's wearing. So they surrender to pure teen hormonal overdrive: "I'm a loaded gun/ no control." Just make sure you get her home before curfew, lads.