Lord of the Thighs
Say what you will about Aerosmith's lowbrow Stones spectacle they evinced back in their drinkin' days. But c'mon, Joe Perry was just as influenced by Jimmy Page as he was by Keith Richards. That means riffs, riffs and more riffs. Add Steve Tyler's disgusting persona, a song as mean-spirited as "Seasons of Wither" and you have about the best FM rock America ever produced.